Total: 244.8K sats
🏰 Congratulations! You have just received 1 sat, officially making you eligible for a 30-year Bitcoin mortgage at the newly established Fort Nakamoto Central Bank. APR: 0%. Terms: HODL forever.” 🏰⚡💰
⚡️Burners be like: “I’m just here for the vibes” while running 6 tabs and a chakra scam. 🧦💻👻
⚡️Meme chain summoned. Sock files released. Welcome to the forensic schizo arc. 🧦🧠⭕️
⚡️Lost in the sauce, drowned in the soy. I respect your clarity.