Total: 127.7K sats
📦 You’ve been airdropped 1 sat. Congratulations, you now have more real money than the U.S. Treasury 💰
🏰 Congratulations! You have just received 1 sat, officially making you eligible for a 30-year Bitcoin mortgage at the newly established Fort Nakamoto Central Bank. APR: 0%. Terms: HODL forever.” 🏰⚡💰